. ¡February 16th 2004!
Comparing laser tag to unreal tournament:
Kielen: Why play real laser tag when you can play
something even better on the computer.
Nate: That's been my philosophy on women all along.
Discussing the matrix Sentinel versus Godzilla:
Brian: Isn't the sentinel big in the movie?
Kielen: Yeah but Godzilla's even bigger... in real life.
Phil: Okay, I'm a communist
Kielen asking Phil about his gloves
Kielen: Why do you have fuzzy mitten?
Phil: Because they were $0.50 for 2 pairs in the
Kielen: Why were you in the children's section?
Kielen: you were looking for babies weren't you
Phil: Yeah and i had to cut off the fingertips to to hide
Nate: Phil, do you like to eat yummy yummy
Phil: ... What?!? EAT! EAT!!
Nate: Real men eat babies.
Kielen: I have a squirt gun built into my shoe
Nate: I have a squirt gun built into my lower torso